miss congeniality won't let on what she really thinks,
sugar coated sickening sweet in all the ways she tries to please,
him and her and them and then some.

miss congeniality always stepping carefully,
miss congeniality won't let on that she's smoldering.

suck it down and smile pretty,
from where she is she cannot see,
the smoke escaping through her gritted teeth.

miss congeniality always stepping carefully,
will you suck it down until you choke?
will you give it away until you go broke?

miss congeniality always stepping carefully.

val: voice, acoustic guitar
toby: percussion